Joey has clearly not inherited my diplomatic skills.  At the neighbour's house on Saturday, one of the other kids was, well, rather fat.  Poor kid, 8 years old and sweating because he was trying to run after all the other skinny kids.  And then interrupting his play every few minutes to come scrounging for cakes and stuff.

So Joey asked him how much he weighed.  '107lbs', the kid replied (which, by the way, is almost twice Joey's weight).  'Wow', said Joey 'and how many doughnuts do you eat'.  'Two a day'.  'Well, that is really unhealthy, you know'.  True, but.......